said this husband to his wife

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[edhardy92]

"You've just had your twelvth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?""Phil""But you named the last eleven phil""Yeah its great. I say phil go clean the room, they all go clean their room. I say phil come for dinner, they all come for dinner."UGG Boots Classic Crochet 5833 OatmealWhite UGG Boots Classic Crochet 5833Black Ugg Boots Classic Mini 5854"But what if you only want one of them?""Oh! Then I call them by thier last name."

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